A bottle of ketchup

Ketchup is regarded as the most wonderful condiment of all, assuming you have the palate of a six year old; it is of course vastly inferior to many, many other condiments, foremost among them Sriracha. For some reason, many hipster EDSBSers have taken a reactionary stand against said sauce. Numerous small battles have been fought in the name of ketchup, culminating with the Great Ketchup War of 2012. The pro-ketchup coalition shattered upon their inability to come to an accord with the pro-catsup entente, and their shame redounds for all to taste into the present.

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