Rage Monkey is curious as to why you're asking his head football coach to send a resume, and offering to send the private jet. No, it's not just a courtesy, damnit! You're trying to poach him, aren't you! BACK! BACK I SAY!
Invention of this meme largely credited to one Coastal Cowbell, a Mississippi State fan who, during 2011, became very angry whenever anyone suggested trying to lure Dan Mullen away with large amounts of money. As if anyone would ever want to leave Starkville, Mississippi, or as it may be better known: Glorious Starkvegas.